Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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