Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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