I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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