worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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