Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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