You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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