he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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