i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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