I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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