it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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