I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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