Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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