Fuck appropriateness.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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