Dual....:-)
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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