Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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