i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
