if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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