My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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