i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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