dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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