Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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