Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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