I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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