North Korea, Best Korea!
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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