My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
this is an emotional support booty call
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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