Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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