You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Soap is not a condiment
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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