I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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