NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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