im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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