I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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