I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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