Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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