No awkward lesbian experiences without me
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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