I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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