i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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