I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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