so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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