Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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