Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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