Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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