nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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