so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Drake has all the answers
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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