playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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