He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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