I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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