i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
