Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Acid is not a monday night drug
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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