i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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