lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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