Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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