I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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