He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
BRING THE BAGELS
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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