Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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