We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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